mcgonagall: miss granger wants to take more classes than can fit into her schedule
mcgonagall: do i one, tell her not to burn herself out doing extra work and remind her to keep a healthy school-life balance and that if she is interested in the subjects she can pursue them at a later time
mcgonagall: or two, petition the government to give her the power of time travel
mcgonagall: hmm, tough one
i still can’t get over the fact that you don’t need parental permission to be in the triwizard tournament, but you do to go into the next town
my favorite moment in the sorcerer’s stone is when hagrid comes to get harry for hogwarts and he’s like “you mean to tell me this boy know nothing about anything?!” and harry, bless his heart, is lowkey offended and is like “i mean i know math” like what a pure boy…….. what a shining soul……
Honestly the sheer drama of Tom Riddle and his You-Know-Who nonsense…bitch changes his name to the tackiest french nonsense he can conceive of. and then doesn’t even let people use it. What was the point Tom? What was the fucking point?
Calm down dark edge lord
I mean, in fairness, if I was in my sixties and still being known primarily by the nickname I came up as an edgy high schooler playing around with anagrams to see what sounded ‘cool’, I’d probably forbid everybody from saying it aloud as well.
Oh! Good take!
Just imagine Tina getting a hold of Newt’s author portrait to carry around with her…
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